he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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