Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry nick85 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(650): View more from California

sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.

(415): View more from California

we had.

(650): View more from California

well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.

Fav 5 886 1672
share tweet
(514): View more from Quebec

Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in

Fav 30 12041 1160
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(615): View more from Tennessee

You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.

Fav 10 1033 1782
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(425): View more from Washington

Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details

Fav 1 576 445
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(305): View more from Florida

I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out

Fav 0 21 51
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT