girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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