is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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