Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
