How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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