Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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