Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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