There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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