...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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