So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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