69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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