Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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