Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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