My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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