ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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