Having a random hookup so left but love u
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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