Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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