i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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