Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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