I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
so much tequila, so little girl.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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