apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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