he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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