i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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