AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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