You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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