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who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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