I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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