Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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