if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Randomize
