What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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