what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You're a waste of cheezeits
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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