well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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