We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You have to summon your inner elephant
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
