So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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