I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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