super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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