i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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