i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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