dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There's always time for handjobs
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
