My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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