yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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