ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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