Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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