Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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