If that was your dad, he is hot
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well I just put wine in my tea
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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