YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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