Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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