You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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