You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
