so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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